Okay. That's it. Enough is enough. Too much is too much.
I've decided to take on the extremely revered task of creating a unique dictionary. Although, this is something I'm doing because of the sheer lack of better things to do; mind it, this is NOT something to be taken lightly.
I'm fed up of yeveryone making fun of my brethers and sistairs from South India (especially my beloved tamil annas and mallu chechis) when they speak. After deep research, I can say that such fun-poking and joke-cracking has come from a place of towtale ignorance of our Yenglish speaking skills. So, here is ending it awl!
Below is a list of words that we use when we're trying to kemmunicate. They may sound like a foreign language to you—but, my dear ignorant friend, it is Yenglish that we are speaking.
Please feel free to refer to this when you don't understand words we speak or even when you want to learn a better way of saying them (our way). Also, please feel free to add to it other words you've heard us say.
And, yes! You're welcome.
| WHAT WE SAY | WHAT WE ARE REALLY SAYING |
| aiyoo | Oh no |
| awl | all |
| ben | bun |
| benny rabbit | bunny rabbit |
| ellow | yellow |
| kemmunicate | communicate |
| kenfirm | confirm |
| louse | love |
| many | money |
| may-rid | married |
| moundin | mountain |
| no no | no |
| peblick | public |
| potarto bondas | batata wada |
| raitch | right |
| senny | sunny |
| singull | single |
| towtale | total |
| wokay | okay |
| yeconomy | economy |
| ye-mail | e-mail |
| Yenglish | English |
| yennyway | anyway |
| yes yes | yes |
| yeverbody | everybody |
| yeverything | everything |
| yexactly | exactly |
